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15

Apr

dj-stridenasty:

tumblr at 3am

(Source: pringular)

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

Don’t do drugs. Do me.
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.

haanigram:

YELLING. LOUD YELLING

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

8bittishpikachu:

k-k-katelyn:

lordnarwhal:

that-kid-from-london:

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

WAIT WHAT

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

xxmoreaboutnothinxx:

Don’t get it twisted there’s a difference

xxmoreaboutnothinxx:

Don’t get it twisted there’s a difference

(Source: ohyeselifresh)

versatiledoom:

Adam - Only Lovers Left Alive 6/8

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

(Source: bryko)

pigeonscrossing:

DAMMIT FREYA WHAT THE FUCK

pigeonscrossing:

DAMMIT FREYA WHAT THE FUCK

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo)

14

Apr

black-nata:

[SUPER COVERT MILITARY FLIRTING]

(Source: sam-wilson)

bettercallssaul:

the new season of game of thrones looks so good

(Source: tarantinoforever)